Yuko & Tess, Porn & Pizza

So last weekend: Went over to tess' for dinner with her, tim and Yuko. We had $5 thai. Yeah, it can be done, $5. Was alright... as far as $5 thai goes. Lots of carrots. I think I ate my years worth of carrots, it stores in my body so when I spew it has them there in reserves. Good to see those two, not carrots and spew, Tess and Yuko I mean. We dont catch up enough.



Anyway, on saturday Belly, Laura, Karla and I went to dinner in Newtown. We ate, laughed, had moments. Laura left for bed. Tim arrived with Kendall, who had drunk a water bottle of pure Bailey's and kept pulling liquor out of places I didnt know existed. Then we went back to Karla's to watch sex and the city. WOAH! Hold on! PORN? Yes, no Karla is not a swinger, to our knowledge. We were going through her flatmate's DVDs that were in the lounge looking for one to watch when we stubbled upon his porn collection. We popped one on. Foul. I wont be quoting any of the lines from that movie all around town. We watched for a while. The lights were off, thank god! Anyway, the plot was based on how some skank got some guy's cock stuck in her mouth. Anyway, just before Tim was about to spew from disgust, Karla's flatmate came home. And was like "Yeah, this is a good bit". We were all like, ummmm, ok.

Have a good one.

Angus