My mail order bride

So I went out and bought a picture frame the other day for a job I was doing. It had in it a delightful picture of a young lady who looked like she was going to a mid 90s formal. Anyway, i decided to put it on my desk at work, similar to how people put their kids or partners. My co-workers were like.... "um, who's that?" or "is that your girlfriend?" or "is he serious?" it even went to "angus, is that a picture of you in a dress?" NO! I started to tell people that her name was infact Ramona, she was my mail order bride from Russia and our song was the early 90s classic "Mona" by craig mcgloclan. Finally I found a girl that doesn't talk back, doesnt require much maintainence, she's always in her place, never complains that I'm at work too much (because she is there with me)... she positively picture perfect!




im such a loser.